Crashing Elaine’s Birthday Tomorrow

Some people bring cupcakes to work when it’s the boss’s birthday.

Tomorrow, in honor of Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao’s birthday, we’re bringing her a cartload of over 20,000 letters condemning her deplorable conduct.

Have you written to Elaine? Do it now so we can deliver as many letters as possible tomorrow!

Elaine Chao hasn’t given America’s workers anything to celebrate about. So when we found out it was her birthday, we thought we’d stop by. Why should she be allowed to cut the cake and pat herself on the back, when she’s left her agency in shambles?

Tomorrow morning we’ll load up a bunch of carts with your letters and swing by the Department of Labor. We’re bringing a camera, so you can see how it all goes down.

Elaine managed to avoid public scrutiny for seven years as she quietly but ruthlessly ignored safety standards, dispensed no-bid handouts to big business, and rolled back workers’ rights, piece by piece. That ends now.

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